I play volleyball and believe it or not everytime we get all tense during a game and stuff our coach tells us a joke and we actually do a little better after a joke...does anyone have some quick funny jokes for the huddle??

Do you think the majority of time people say things in a joking manner they are really meant to be serious? Just maybe that person doesn't want to make a blatant statement so they address it in the form of a playful conversation/joke to make ...

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So i have this friend whos dating her neighbor so they live right next to eachother. They're like 14 and i wanna crack some jokes about them and i need some help. Got any ideas??

Lets get some short quick jokes going.... "whats red and looks like a bucket?" "A red bucket!" Next....

I hope they'll make u laugh! 1) A motorcyclist hits a fat man crossing a lane Fat man : Road Hog! Why didnt you drive around me??? Motor cyclist : I dont think i have enough gas.. 2) Student : Shop keeper, i cant pay my bill this ...

Once upon in air india flight, one Indian man and a English man were traveling, the indian man got his dinner from home, he took it out the box, and took out a roti (indian chapati) then at that moment english man curiously asked 'what?s...

When I joke with my friends, the jokes just concerns simple things and they are classified as cheap....Overtime, my friends then ignores my jokes because they always hear them. How do I become creative with my jokes?

I am writing a script for several student emcees. The jokes need to be clean and age-appropriate. Jokes can be related to performing, but they don't have to be. I used all of my best material last year!

Not the most politically correct thing in the world, but there a ton of jokes about gay people. But do gay people have any jokes about straight people?

My friend is in the early stages of a relationship with the lead singer of a band from our hometown. I've been harassing her with jokes about Yoko Ono and Courtney love, but I'm running out of fuel. I need some more jokes relating to ...

My dad's side of the family is having a dinner and everyone has to tell a joke. So what are some appropiate jokes because the jokes that I have are not appropiate for a family dinner.

I always get awkward when comments or jokes are made about obvious flaws/weaknesses in my appearance or personality. What is the best way to respond in these types of situation? Should I try to make a joke about it, verbally agree to it or just...

What are good jokes to say after someone says your tall? Everyday someone asks me how tall I am. I am 6'6 and I always say I drink alot of milk. I would like other sayings that would make them laugh and want to get to know me.

I have heard 2 jokes so far bout the croc hunters death and being from Aus and the jokes coming from here are just disrespectful not just to the dead (R.I.P) but to his family and friends that are still grieving.

I'm not that skinny, but compared to my friends I'm anorexic cause most of them are way over weight. What are good jokes to say after someone says your skinny?

My bank is hosting a "Style Show" to display proper dress code. I will be commenting on the wardrobe, make silly remarks at times. What are some things I can say for the approved wardrobe, and what are some jokes I can make at the ...

Ok, Im a little bit of a jokester and tell jokes all the time. I have lots of gay friends and they always laugh at jokes that make fun of gays, no matter how offensive. But that's b/c they know I like gays and support them. And I'm just ...

My sister needs some ideas for playing jokes on her friends. She is towards the higher grades of elementary, but they need to be appropriate enough, so that her friends don't get mad at her and she doesn't get in trouble.

Ok all I am wondering is how all those stupid blonde jokes got started? Does any one know? Any answer is appreciated. :D

I might go bowling with a group of friends later this week and I was wondering if you knew any funny jokes I could crack up while we're playing. Thanks.

Talent show is FRIDAY, and we are sure to have technical difficulties! We are planning to make our class president tell the jokes. Age appropiate please!! My wierd science teacher wants us to tell science jokes...like, gold and alumminum walk into...

My brother has a book of clean jokes and 2 pages are jokes about smogarians. What are smogarians?

The story will be about time travelling hobos, so I need hobo jokes or some historical events the hobos can get involved in. I need quick jokes, maybe one liners, but no common jokes.