anyone got any good lawyer jokes heres a few for the list 1. what do you call a good lawyer.....one thats dumped in the river with cement shoes 2. how many lawyers does it take to screw a light bulb.....21 one to hold it and 20 to figure out how...

Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest Stamps? They had pictures of lawyers on them and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer? A tick falls off of you ...

A group of terrorists hijacked a plane full of lawyers. They called down to ground control with their list of demands and added that if their demands weren't met, they would release one lawyer every hour. When asked, "What is a ...

I understand that some lawyers are prosecutors for many indefinably, guilty people, but aren't they doing their job to support someone's fourth and fifth amendment? I suppose I'm just confused. Hope someone can help. Thank you.

One of my friends is getting married to a lawyer and at the reception i would like to tell some good lawyer jokes but the problem is i do not know any.

Does anyone have a link to support 477's answer. I can't ask him because 477 is a programed response. AFIK Obama only has that Honorary Degree in Humanities, he recieved last year

I don't understand what it is about them that culture generally enjoys slandering.

A: One wears a tie.

A: No matter what font you select, everything comes out in fine print.

Alright I've noticed that lawyers take allot of crap. I don't know if this is just a planned joke against lawyers and there is no actual meaning to it, or if people actually think lawyers are bad people. Tom Clancy makes references to ...

I just hired one and he's a great guy so why do people make lawyer jokes about?

Any one knows the origin why blond and lawyer jokes are so popular? There might also priest jokes, but I don't want to discuss it because of religius respect No, I'm not running for president.. I didn't ask about priest jokes ...

Did you hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers? It’s called Sosumi. Did you hear about the terrorists who took a whole courtroom full of lawyers hostage? They threatened to release one every hour until their demands ...

A new client had just come in to see a famous lawyer. "Can you tell me how much you charge?", said the client. "Of course", the lawyer replied, "I charge $200 to answer three questions!" "Well that&#...

We have all heard them, and we all want to act in a way that doesn't encourage the stereotype. That being said, we can also have a sense of humor about it. So, please share some good lawyer jokes. I'll start out: Q: What is the ...

New boyfriend is a law student. I am looking for short/clean lawyer jokes to text him. "What do lawyers eat for lunch?" "I don't know, they don't itemize -- mine just bills me for the total!" Just to clarify, he ...

Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.

So, I have a good friend at work who has just passed his Bar exam and will be leaving us next Friday. I want to plaster his office with copies of lawyer jokes as a final farewell to him. I have searched online but most sites have the same stuff ...

Am going to be a lawyer soon... which means am crossing over in due time. So, I would ask anyone who has a lawyer joke to 'bring it on'.... at least I wouldn't be in line of fire...not just yet, at least. Full points to the best joke

Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else seems to think that they're jokes.

A: Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.

(Please no lawyer jokes). What skills would make somebody naturally succeed at becoming a lawyer?